Stone Cold Scorpio Bitch

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.