Stone Cold Scorpio Bitch

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post

the term "vegetable oil" feels threateningly nonspecific. which fucking Vegetables mate

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

Pussy*

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

what if it was called american happy story