Stone Cold Scorpio Bitch

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

I've had enough of this site

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

person (non-practicing)

Why is this back omfg

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

not progressing. not regressing. just gressing. can't a person just gress anymore? yeesh.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

this could be us

Horizon Zero Dawn was like "the apocalypse happened because we let an extremely stupid man have a trillion dollars and his own military-industrial complex" and Elon Musk saw that and thought "inspiring. I bet I could be that stupid man"

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices