The Dank Bank

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Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

me 24/7: this is just too much for me right now

and that's not even getting into ringo starr's ability to manipulate results using the elf stones

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.