for the silly

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I hope I'm not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you'll never get into

dodging and weaving through this beloved hellsite till I can actually sit down and maybe good some omens

ouhhhhh ok. yup. wow. those omens sure were. good

imagine seeing a heavily armed crazy guy in overalls running at max speed through a busy concourse and landing in front of you, benignly offering you a box of your own stuff. the cops are there and god told them not to shoot but actually that was you. you tell the heavily armed crazy guy to stop drawing attention and fuck off and get a better outfit and immediately the guy fucks off, presumably to get a better outfit. this happened to my friend on a space donut

wikipe-tan bashfully acquiescing into doing more and more embarrassing kinks in the name of academic thoroughness

“You… you need a p-public domain image for bimbofication?” and so on and so forth

I love this image so much. it’s so lovingly made. it’s so earnest. it was made with a level of passion and delicacy exclusively reserved for perverts. this was not “we need an image for shipping discourse haha wouldn’t this be silly” this was made with more yearning than the human body can bear

May the Force be with Jonathan, I think. He needs it.

everyone talking about star wars day smh it's like y'all really forgot about the eve of St. George's day? do you not know that to-night, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway? like do you seriously know where you are going and what you are going to??