a crisp bepsi

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

sports wizards casually showing off their powers

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

awesome news you guys

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

I think about him often. Where is he now? Does he take commissions? Who was he? Is he still drawing? Is he single? I feel like Cinderella with no slippers.

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures