Men Losing Their Pants

Whenever I see a photoshoot with a model and an animal, I always imagine the animal thinking, "Dude, where are your pants? Just cause I'm naked doesn't mean it's normal for you!"

Just a couple of boys playing games in their backyard.

Zac Efron in Dirty Grandpa (2016)

Alexandre Frota in Killed the Family and Went to the Movies (1991)

Found this on YouTube. It's in Portuguese, but the autotranslate enables you to (barely) follow along...not that there's much in the way of story. It's mostly a chore to get through, but all of Alexandre's hot scenes take place in the first 18 minutes, so you can bail after that. He has a nice full frontal scene, too!

Can never get enough of this man.

Best ass in football.

His speedos always have that unique, physics-defying 3/4 rear coverage. He either spends all day digging those things out of his ass before he gets his picture taken, or his brand has some magical anti-wedging property.