i love it when your teams lose

The thing that pisses me off the most about the whole Shane situation is that we wouldn’t even be here if we had just developed him properly, but we couldn’t do they because we signed Stevie to one of the stupidest contracts of our whole org. Like he SHOULD be a valued star center competing with Matty for top line minutes. We SHOULD have two exciting young centers leading our top 6. And instead we have Stevie. And Shane is probably gonna get traded. Breaks my heart for him and also for the team. What a waste.

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

verbeeks stunning lack of sauce when it comes to contract negotiations finally biting him in the ass this is the one guy you cant get rid of in a couple years after contentious negotiations in the summer goddd i hope this made his forehead vein pop like a balloon animal :3

i’m sorry i got carried away and humped your leg until i came while we were kissing

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every hockey fan on the dash currently has the energy of a coyote gnawing its foot off in a bear trap