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defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Enderal 👍

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

i really relate to that character in a way i cant explain in words. put her in the eternal torture chamber now please

he looks like he needs a cigarette

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.