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I need people thinking they can "tell on" Ilya to Shane when he's doing something chaotic, only for Shane to do the equivalent of showing up with popcorn. shane going, "I don't put up with anything. I chose this." yes that is my monkey, yes, this is my circus. My circus is running perfectly. I love my monkey and his business.

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

always thinking about her (shane's slurred obviously after ilya's do i make you curious?)

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

actually there is no ethical rpf under capitalism so write that down

bruce springsteen im on fire changed the world because it lets cis men feel what it's like to ovulate