The Fraggle Is My Favorite CD

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it