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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
@teaboot's tags because Yes:
Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
male or female
hero or villain
sea or land
even in the snow
I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free
Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much
Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.
That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.
Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.
It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants
I can’t remember now if it was Frank Frazetta and his Mrs. who used their own bodies for character models or if that was Boris and Mrs. Vallejo. Both pairs were ripped, though.
SEMI-FINALS:
Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long/Blake Belladonna) (RWBY) vs. Mittens (Marckus/Kitten) (Hunter: The Parenting)
Bumbleby
Mittens
you know you're getting desperate for words for genitals that don't sound hideously clinical when you start wondering if you can bring back the word quim
you can always bring back quim.
Sadly I cannot hear it without also hearing the word mewling in front of it, so it may remain shelved for a little longer
Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

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SEMI-FINALS:
Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long/Blake Belladonna) (RWBY) vs. Mittens (Marckus/Kitten) (Hunter: The Parenting)
Bumbleby
Mittens
Please let this end in a tie, it would be so peak
I can’t deny that it would be funny as all hell if we ended on a perfect 50-50 split, but that can’t happen if we’re trailing!
It’s the final 24 hours, a handful of votes could still make a big difference. I’m sure everyone’s sick of hearing me say it, but hold the line, commit to the bit, vote Mittens!
FIGHT MY WARRIORS, VOTE MITTENS OR I BLOCK😌
hitting the gym with my cuttlefishgirl buddy and she keeps saying "hey can you spot me?" and then when i turn to look she's camouflaged herself against the equipment again. like okay it was funny the first time but come on.
danny is in gotham for college!
and he's not used to the amount of the toxic ectoplasm in the environment... gotham doesn't have a very good filtration system, and the lady is overworked.. but that's ok! frostbite got him! as long as keeps a healthy halfa diet, his core will filter the ectoplasm around him! and he's a powerful halfa so-
other then that, gotham is great, he doesn't know how it earned that "doom and gloom" reputation really, the sun is shining, birds are chirping, and there are many butterflies around! everyone is so nice, he has not even encountered a single villain yet!
unless you count doctor pamela, wich he doesn't because she was so nice, even gave him tips on how to take care of his ghost plants!
aka danny is working as a filtration system for gotham, and lady gotham make sure he is treated like the fucking disney princess that he is, gotham recognize him as a good effect on her, and she is NOT letting anything/anyone touch him
aka danny is broadcasting whimsy and good vibes in gotham
aka dannys time in gotham is sunshine and rainbows(literally)
aka everyone in gotham is so sus, especially the bats
aka sunshine danny KOs gotham curse
Danny is an engineer at the watchtower, and it is everything he ever dreamts of
sure he's not on the moon, but he's in space! he meets and talks to aliens on a daily basis! he can just go out of the station, fly around and come back in! he is very happy with his job.
so when danny went back in the watchtower after fixing a panel outside, finding out that everyone was being mindcontrolled, and danny is the only one who was not affected because he was outside-
well, the only thing he could really do is put the watchtower on a lockdown, and hope someone from the outside notices something before it's too late.(no matter how slim the chances of that are, afterall, almost everyone in the justice league was present in the tower, some kind of urgent meeting)
they don't want a mindcontrolled superheros flying around afterall.
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or: extremely depuffed engineer danny fenton is stuck alone in the watchtower with mindcontrolled superheros, he needs to save the heroes before it's too late, with only his invisiblity, minor ice powers, flight, and night vision in his arsenal, anything else would be too draining and risky, he doesn't have any ectoplasm here to support him afterall.
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the first person danny tries to break free from the mind control is the red robin
"why me? why not batman, or superman?"
"you're the only one who I realisticly could pin down long enough to break the mind control..."
"....."
"oh uh-and of course because you're the smartest-"
"save it..."
danny has acquired an ally!
Danny and Tim now get to Home Alone the watch tower together.
Danny and Tim now
get to Home Alone the watch
tower together.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Had to stop drawing the other comic to do this lmao

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During the 1960s and 1970s in the US there was a period of widespread serial killing in which many victims often minorities and women were murdered in large numbers but received little attention. The cases that became well known largely involved white women, reflecting how the US media coverage tends to work. Most famous serial killers are remembered because their victims were white women.
I wonder about the cases that never made the news and remain unsolved. Given the speed and brutality of those crimes...often quick and efficient rather than elaborate....I wonder whether many were committed by veterans of the Korean or Vietnam Wars.
Even if those veterans never kill an American, it's only correct to call them murderers. They got away with too many shit. You cannot forgive any of them.
Abstract. This report presents morphologic, metric, and contextual information on six documented trophy skull specimens confiscated from U.S
How do you convince men to charge across heavily mined beaches into deadly machine-gun fire? Do you appeal to their bonds with their fellow
100% this was a thing. US soldiers are ghouls. They still find WWII trophy skulls in grandparents’ basements.
Omg I made this post like minutes after reading about this (about the trophy skull but not this particular article though)
You read my mind!!
i dont knowwhat to call this um noble eunuch health update or life update or something. took tucker to ye vets bc he couldnt close his eye and basically turns out the nerves on the left side of his face aren’t working. this could be for a number of All Really Not Great Reasons but he’s had some tests and is gonna have some more to hopefully narrow it down and see if what's causing it can be treated or he can be helped to recover
will probably be adding some new emojis to the ko-fi store or smt like that to help with the vet bills but yeah will keep you all updated on the tests and how he's doin
thank you all so much for the well wishes, they were so so lovely to read and it really means a lot!! and omg extra thank you to the people who sent ko-fis, you're so unbelievably sweet!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ had 2 tests back, they've ruled out some things (unfortunately haven't ruled out the scariest ones) but he still needs more tests so gonna get those done in the next few days hopefully
i'm managing the eyedrops however it is a bit comedic bc for a while after i give them he just looks like half a crying cat meme:
BEHOLD! MY CREATION!
Crying is a healthy release of emotions. Fuck everything that made me think otherwise when I was younger. They were so wrong and I am so glad that I realised that.
Having a uterus is such a scam.

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*To the tune of Dear Theodosia* Dear Evan Hansen, what to say to you.
June 5th can't come fast enough