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JBB: An Artblog!
YOU ARE THE REASON
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taylor price
styofa doing anything
sheepfilms
Claire Keane
Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
Kiana Khansmith
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Keni
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
#extradirty
NASA
RMH
Sade Olutola
Kaledo Art
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@1atalante1
Gold Mine Gutted // Bright Eyes
It was grass stained jeans and incompletes and a girl from class to touch, but you think about yourself too much and you ruin who you love. Well, all these claims at consciousness, my stray dog freedom, let’s have a nice clean cut like a bag we buy and divvy up
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Things to do with your twin
found you
rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.
August Friedrich Siegert (German, 1820-1883)
The Little Art Connoisseur, 1863
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the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing
tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before
"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"
Saw something earlier that mentioned Ilya becoming a PWHL coach when he retires and it’s completely rewritten my concept of Ilya as a character.
Yes absolutely he is becoming a PWHL coach. He’s doing constant promotional work to expand the league and its audience and doing interviews where he talks shit about all the creeps and losers in and running the NHL. “if me and my husband, Shane Hollander, had been female hockey players, we would have been criminally under paid and almost entirely ignored despite our epic love story. These women take their jobs incredibly seriously and play outstanding hockey. Of course some of them want to kiss each other. Would happen more in the NHL if the vile behavior of some players was not both tolerated and supported by teammates, coaches, and administrators.”
His players love him, the owners don’t understand his methods but can’t argue with results, and the NHL is actively pursuing their second defamation lawsuit against him even as they are actively trying to prevent Luca from doing public appearances with his new husband.
Now that they have his undivided attention, Shane becomes a regular guest commentator for PWHL games (never for Ilya’s team though, he’s in the stadium for those generally) and becomes a highly regarded figure for many PWHL fans.
Also, Shane Hollander loves lesbians. He goes out for mojitos and grain bowls with some of the women from Ilya’s team every month and they all get a little tipsy and grill each other about hockey stats and house renovations. He suddenly discovers the appeal of arranging play dates for your kids when he can hang out with some of the other SAPs and talk about play off chances and the fact that the team is on a road trip during the local spring break week while the kids play with foam blocks in the living room.
I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup
@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's
THE GAME CHANGER season 8 episode 3 "Night Shift" SPECIAL GUEST i literally screamed when i saw him
Also the related task was SO EVIL wtf Sam
idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
placebos georg is fucking with the control group again
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it's actually so funny to me that the trivia games on the layover have real physical prizes with monetary value. unlike the actual jet lag games.
req'd by @thefringeperson
TRUTHS
text: AI - Artificial Idiocy
and LLM stands for Lousy Lie Machine
there's six professors in this zoom meeting you guys do you think they've noticed the cool sword on my wall and my dinosaur cup
Dinosaur cup.
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard
Maple syrup vampire husband
Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.
The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe
This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!
I regret nothing
I love every damn thing about it.
baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards
absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them
you misunderstand, this isn't 'I look like the ground so predators walk right past me' camouflage, this is 'I look like the savannah grass so I can pounce on unsuspecting prey' camouflage
they're hiding in the hoards to bite the hands of unsuspecting humans who sneak past mama
Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.
maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies
Let’s hide in the treasure with mama
maybe the real treasure was the dragons you laid along the way
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The Bird of A Thousand Voices, installation by Boris Acket at the Vilnius Light Festival in the St. Catherine Church, 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟨
So in love with the way they shot the transformation of Shane's face when Ilya comes to see him in the hospital like the Princess Diaries 2 fan sequence. Like you've got the 'before' shot of Shane lying in bed all alone and groggy
and then Ilya CROSSES IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA because he's the catalyst!! Ilya is what causes the transformation!! The reason for the season, baby!!
and lo and behold, Shane becomes the prince of sunbeams and sparkles in .2 seconds flat:
It's such a lovely quick visual representation of their relationship. Sad Shane > Ilya > happy Shaney. I love it.
