Rambling of a knitting sci-fi geek.

it's actually so funny to me that the trivia games on the layover have real physical prizes with monetary value. unlike the actual jet lag games.

and LLM stands for Lousy Lie Machine

there's six professors in this zoom meeting you guys do you think they've noticed the cool sword on my wall and my dinosaur cup

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I love every damn thing about it.

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

Let’s hide in the treasure with mama

maybe the real treasure was the dragons you laid along the way

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

Welp if it’s mandatory then sure

AU where Shane comes out to his parents much earlier than in canon and tells them about a guy in Boston when they start asking about his love life, so when Shane and Ilya get caught at the cottage, Shane’s parents think he’s cheating on the guy in Boston. They get really upset and start lecturing Shane about how cheating is awful, and how it’s not only disrespectful to the guy in Boston but also to Ilya. They tell him how he’s put Ilya in a crappy situation, and how they didn’t raise him to be like this, and Shane has to explain that Ilya is the guy in Boston while Ilya is just like “you told your parents about me🥺”

“ *Insert blank* is the villain of The Pitt ” my brother in christ, idk what show you are watching, but the only villain I see is the american health care system