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I just noticed (for the umpteenth time) that I love the first quilt I ever made the most.
It's the color choices, the fabrics, the pattern, the repairs, the non-exitent quilting knowledge back then, all the little mistakes. Nothing deters my brain from loving it the most.
That's her, btw
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Love thinking about an AU where the relationship reveal with Yuna and David happens because something overwhelms Shane into a panic attack/breakdown, maybe they're at some NHL show or event, maybe it's just been a really long fucking day, maybe suddenly Shane feels just completely overwhelmed by the lights and the noise and all the fucking people wanting to shake his hand or slap his back or tell him how much they like his fucking play.
Yuna notices something is wrong because of course she does and together with David they herd Shane into some private empty side room hoping it will help him calm down. But it doesn't. He wont stop shaking and his breathing is too fast and he flinches at their voices even tho nobody is speaking loudly. Won't let Yuna come close to hug him or rub his arm.
Maybe Yuna is starting to panic a little herself, her heart aching as she watches Shane wrap his own arms around himself, hates that she cant do anything when her son is so clearly in distress, hates that she can't seem to think of anything that will work-
When suddenly the door bangs open and Ilya Fucking Rozanov??? strides into the room with quick steps, makes a beeline directly for her son, eyes locked on him like he doesnt even register her and David in the room as well and Yuna opens her mouth to cuss him out, tell him to fuck off and not bother Shane right now, she can feel her body moving already to stand in front of Shane protectively when David grabs her arm because-
Because Rozanov is pulling Shane into his arms, one hand on the back of Shane's neck, guiding his head to press into the crook of Rozanov's neck and Shane isn't fighting it, doesn't flinch from his touch. He goes where Rozanov arranges him and let's himself be held and rocked back and forth gently as Rozanov presses his mouth to Shane's ear and starts whispering something so quietly that Yuna can't really make out the words but what she can see is Shane's shaking subsiding, hands fisting tightly into Rozanov's shirt, his breathing going slowly back to normal because - oh. oh - her son is syncing his breaths with Rozanov who, Yuna realises, is taking very exaggerated deep slow breaths of his own so Shane can match them. And then Rozanov turns slightly while still rocking them both back and forth and Yuna sees Shane's face where it's smushed into Rozanov's neck. Sees the look there.
And that's how Yuna realises her son is in love and the man - his years-long rival - he loves must have left in the middle of his award-winning show to come here and pull her son out of a panic attack like there was no place he'd rather be than right here with Yuna's overwhelmed panicked boy in his arms, soothing him until Shane's body relaxes completely into that hold, mumbling that he's fine yet not pulling away and Rozanov makes no move to let go either.
Oh, Yuna thinks again, gripping David's hand tightly. It's not just Shane. My baby is in love. And he's loved back.
what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck
yeah sorry, they're greyed out now. sometimes you can temporarily enable them if you perform a secret spell that exhausts you for 12d10 hours and greys out some of your other abilities though. good luck.
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old
what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.
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happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw
red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying
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posting a chenford gif a day until the rookie comes back (day 30)
You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.
so...great news guys...
I love you tags @zadien 😂😍
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In love with the concept of Ilya pretending he doesn’t understand English when someone asks him some fuckass question that he doesn’t want to answer. Especially post-TLG.
Ilya gets pulled for a live post-game media scrum, and instead of being asked about the two goals he scored or how cohesively their team played that day, he gets asked the umpteenth question by some smarmy sports reporter about his and Shane’s relationship, with thinly-veiled jabs about how having two married queer players on their team must be bad for their locker room.
And Ilya loves being able to openly talk about Shane and their relationship, but he’s so sick of this offensive line of questioning. So instead he just makes his innocent-confused-puppydog face and replies in rapid-fire Russian. The reporter is thrown off and repeats his question, but Ilya just replies in Russian again, going on and on until the reporter gets flustered and gives up.
Later when the internet translates what he said, it’s something along the lines of, “I don’t understand such idiotic English questions, but if the sports reporter wants to ask questions about the sport he’s paid to report, I can answer those,” and then it’s just him praising his teammates on how well they’ve been playing.
Harris is also sick of the invasive questions, so he doesn’t throttle Ilya over it. Shane thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. He’s later asked about his husband’s “behavior” by some reporter in the states. He also plays dumb and does the same thing as Ilya, but in French.
ilya physically moving shane around (insp.)
Remember that post that's like "BDSM torture where I tie you up and force you to accept an earnest compliment about yourself"? Yeah, that's Shane with his truth pact at the cottage.
Mr. Earnest is blurting out every achingly tender thought he's ever had about Ilya but never been able to say. He's gripping Ilya's curls while they lazily make out and he's saying "God, I love your hair" and Ilya's smirking, still all swaggering confidence and being all "Mmmh yess I'm very sexy, we know this" but Shane starts picking up steam. They're lounging on the bed basking naked in the late afternoon sunlight and Shane's dragging his fingertips down Ilya's spine and saying "I love the way your back arches, right here" and he's laying soft butterfly kisses on every single one of Ilya's moles and he's murmuring "I love your beauty marks" and he's cupping Ilya's face and he's sweeping both thumbs across Ilya's cheeks and he's saying "Your eyes are so beautiful. And your eyelashes, fuck" and on and on and on: I love your shoulders, they're so fucking sexy I love the hair down from your navel I love your knuckle bones I love the way you smell I love the way you taste I love the arches of your feet I love the pale backs of your knees and with each earnest confession Ilya's smirking assuredness starts fading until he's left blinking and blushing and squirming until he's bursting up and desperately smothering Shane, covering his mouth and face with both hands because "ENOUGH enough oh my god Hollander you're trying to kill me!!"
I think I love this headcanon because Shane is actually pretty reticent with straight up compliments, unintentionally. Obviously, it's a product of him Repressing™ and downplaying just how much Ilya means to him during their situationship era, but then that just accidentally sticks. So when Shane looks at Ilya one day while he's sprawled out on the couch in that black tank that makes his arms look insane and his hair is just starting to dry from the shower, he just stops in his tracks and stares. And eventually Ilya notices and glances up like What? And Shane just shakes his head and goes "Nothing, nothing it's just... You're really handsome." And it feels a little silly to say it that bluntly, but it's the truth. And suddenly Ilya gets all pink cheeked and wide eyed and now it's Shane's turn to go "What?" And Ilya shrugs, playing at noncommittal because "You have not said this before, really." And Shane stares at him blankly because "Surely I have." And Ilya kind of shrugs again but - but no, no surely not because - "I think it all the time. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw you in person." And now Shane is genuinely flabbergasted, searching back in his memory because surely this has come up before, surely Shane let it slip at least once even when he was desperate not to let on just how much of an effect Ilya had on him. And when Shane twigs that no, actually, he's somehow kept a lid on just how blisteringly attractive he finds his boyfriend, suddenly all bets are off. He is blurting out every compliment that crosses his mind. He becomes the compliment MACHINE. And it always leaves Ilya a little flustered and squirmy and quietly delighted.
i think there was a moment after shane finally joined the centaurs where shane and ilya sit bood down and are like. okay so this is a professional hockey team, we know that. obviously. you all work very hard and you play very well. but things are going to be different now. then, shane leans forward and is like "i came to this team first and foremost to be with my husband, yes, but i also came to this team to play hockey with ilya rozanov. to be clear, i came here to win cups. and you're going to help me do that, you're going to help us do that, you get me?" boon nods but shane's not finished. "look- when i was a kid, i decided that 7 cups was a good goal for me, and i still think that's reasonable. so what i need now from you is not your best, we're past that. what i need now is excellence, okay? what i need now is perfection." and bood's looking at ilya like "wtf dude??" and ilya’s just looking at shane and nodding.
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SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK
eurasian bullfinch :)
left: eurasian bullfinch
right: eurasian robin
so this one's a robin, but we do get why they look bullish and fringillaceous* to you
*yes those victorians really did make up a stupid long latin-y word for "finchlike"
Happy pride, everyone! Remember to blame even the slightest inconvenience on the homophones this month, it’s your god-given right 🏳️🌈
