This is not enough

Shane being afraid of Ilya getting hurt in some kind of vehicle accident which is why he hates the sports cars and Ducati. And then Ilya gets on a plane and nearly dies in a vehicle he has absolutely no control over

if you gave shane hollander your drink that boy would protect it with his life. on the other hand if you gave his doting sweetieful husband your drink he would just drink it and then whip his shirt around like a lasso

Shane asks Ilya if he can top him once and Ilya is like sure kotenok but you won't even last a minute. So Shane gets so determined and prepared and keeps fucking Ilya and edging him for hours until Ilya is just made of whimpers and speaks only russian now and when he starts crying Shane just cannot take it anymore and comes so hard he can see stars then he says "come for me Rozanov" and Ilya just comes crying and never lets Shane top him again.

rose: hey honey. we had bad sex. are you gay?

If there's one thing the Centaurs were not prepared for when Hollander joined their team, it's just how much of an asshole he is. Like, pretty early on Shane's first season with the Cens, Dillon misses a pass from him in practice and Shane immediately goes "did you leave your contacts at home?" in a perfectly bland, inoffensive tone and Dillon, genuinely confused, says, "I don't wear glasses..." and Shane immediately retorts with "well, you clearly need them so I'd schedule an eye test" and then just skates away with the puck while the rest of the Centaurs are left gaping behind him except for Ilya who is folded over with laughter

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing