𓏼ㅤㅤlittle miss woods, elle𓈒

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

mood swings are hilarious because you’ll be like “everyone loves me for my neverending joy and whimsy i’m so happy and cheerful a—post cancelled turns out i want to kill myself”

i had a dream where discord added a new “sex update” where you could declare you and a user were having sex and the menu to do so had dozens of dropdown selection menus for timespan, position, location, style, “flavorings”, and who was topping. what this would actually do is place whoever was set as the top to literally place their icon over yours and would set a timer. no one could message you and discord would autoreply with “sorry, these two users are busy right now! try messaging in [time remaining].” The issue is is that you, yourself, could not message anyone while having the discord sex, and this made me upset because immediately multiple people were setting me to having sex for 24 hours, thus locking me out of using the application and saying I was “busy with sixteen people”

is anyone else terrified of sharing system things that happen to you and posting them publicly in fear of being incorrect in your own lived experiences

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

"does my puppy want a treat??" yes, puppy does. except the treat is my owner's dick in my mouth... please... I NEED IT

I apologize if I stalked your entire blog after you gave me ONE notification and then followed you without a word it WILL happen again

making myself eat by pretending i'm audrey two

eating my chocolate cake and noodles by pretending it's the dentist...