Hey Kid wanna party?

If you like poor little meow meows being pathetic AND awful AND crawling on his hands and knees while wearing fuckass office clothes, then Backrooms is the movie for you

Happy Pride

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

read another book

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

dentist offices have the ability to know if you are going through a terrible moment in your life so that they can send an email reminding you that you have an appointment coming up

There are no ducks in this post.

Little did you know, the dentist is a duck

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them