Hero of another story

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

why does square enix make everyone look so sexy

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

This is why vampires hate supermarkets O.O

I now feel much safer. Because I work in a supermarket. 😂

An anti-vampire fortress :D

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

Ash had the right idea O.O

Vampires working in offices with those lights on sensors, and every few hours, the lights shut off because it recognizes the office as empty, and the vampire being all frustrated because he or she is maybe the only one there that late.

these would be a wonderful running gag for a supernatural sitcom 

Someone needs to get to work on this :D

oh my god i would watch the hell out of that show

This is what I hope the What We Do in the Shadows TV show is going to be like :D

I would love a supernatural monster comedy. Like a support group of monster people trying to fit in with the human world but finding all these problems.

That would be SO cute and funny :D

I need to remember to include stuff like this in my fantasy universe.

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

Every case