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yk because ππ jax didnβt want to let go of pomni πππ they both wanted to stay with each other forever ππππ iβm gonna cry
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horniest battle moments:
- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself
- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand
- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon
- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet
Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass
I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.
thought one: yummy yummy
thought two: orange juice in my tummy
I don't understand how my sims 4 butler is pregnant. when did she find the time
WHERE IS THE BABY
well she called me on the phone(??) and invited me to her house(????? she lives in my house) to see her HORSE and there was indeed a sweet little baby in a bassinet. so she must have had sex with a visitor or neighbor and gotten pregnant and the game couldn't figure out how to put a baby into the butler's quarters so it generated her a house in the suburbs. and a horse. who is named Hoarse, and I didn't name it.
ok well the baby has blue eyes and pointed ears but she is pretty cute i guess. somehow she also inherited custom content skin as well as the elfin features so she was just born eerily smooth
shark onesie
i just had them move into the main household because i wanted to see what the game would do. the butler kept being OUR butler, but then another butler showed up to be the "hired" butler officially, and Butler A started "going to work" (as a butler) every day. so i fired Butler B and had Butler A "quit", but she retained her butler superpowers and doesnt really need to sleep or eat, which is good because now she's caring for an infant while cleaning the house all day
Hoarse came too, but i'm not sure horses are supposed to go inside houses, this may be a bug. the horse keeps taking huge dumps on the floor. i've never seen this happen until i moved this horse into the LA suburbs. Hoarse is very friendly and likes to follow people around and interact with them, including the baby
edit: this isn't Butler obviously, it's one of the two goth girls who own the house together, Hella Goth. she works in tech but doesn't seem to like it very much. the girls have about four roommates and a three story brutalist MIL unit in the back yard that they rent to townies, one of whom is the sims basegame version of Dwayne the Rock Johnson ("Duane Boulder"). he is unemployed and never wears a shirt
inviting the Butler family into the Hella Goth household brought us a dowry of $20,000 so I'm wondering what weird scheme we'll try next. the live-in goth club I modded in didn't really keep my interest and now I just have a huge circular room with a DJ booth in it perched precariously on top of the main house. it looks like a roller rink
I think I need to just buckle down and focus on the vampire strip club
See, this sort of thing is why I could never really get into Crusader Kings.
really good text from my sister in law
TADC x liminal spaces πͺπ±
guys tadc and the backrooms movie are in theatres at the same time aint that crazy

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Emo trans fem Jax cures depression, I can prove it!
But be careful, if abused it may also cause: gender transition, sapphic thoughts, grief, and youβll spend the whole day singing Isnβt she lovely? by Stevie Wonder and get kinda of sad, but if you just ignore cannon for a moment, she can cure depression.
Edit: Iβll add this, because it looks like some people missed it but my drawings are inspired by this baby girl, who appears for like 2 frames, 1 hour (and 8min I think) into the movie.
Spoiler:
sorry if the text is too small to read π I always forget to compensate for the size of phone screens when drawing on ipad
Transfem Jax!!

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the way she's literally this image im gonna be sick
and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team