let me be your moon

In-universe post on Twitter dot com post Hollonov outing: Yeah okay God sent his only son to die for our sins. Shane Hollander sent HIS HUSBAND to OTTAWA get us a FUCKING STANLEY CUP tell me who's done more for humanity in the long run.

Headcanon that Shane ask Harris for help for his social media, and Harris convinces him to do trends. Shane ends up with a video of "In your teens you’re gonna be nervous about introducing yourself to Russia's best teen hockey player. It’s very important that you do it anyway" and includes a montage of Hollanov wedding pictures. Ilya ends up tearing up when he sees it.

Shane Hollander can turn ginger ale and a tuna sandwich into a handjob. Jesus couldn’t do that

I love the idea of Ilya defending Shane after he gets a wave of hate on social media for not being hot, cool, or freaky enough for Playboy Ilya Rozanov™. And it's just something along the lines of, “Shane Hollander may be boring, exclusively read and watch media about hockey, fold his clothes the second the come off his body or out of the dryer, not listen to music, but one thing Shane Hollander isn't is bad at hockey or sex. I may have been a whore since before I met Shane Hollander, but that man built me into the freak I am today. Shane Hollanders says, 'I wanna try...,' I say 'yes.'"

shane hollander lost his virginity in his own home in his own bed with the fire place lit and mood lighting on to the man he loves asking still okay? every five seconds and dick so good he came hands-free after getting his ass ate and railed both from the front and back.

Having Ilya Rosanov show up in each of the books makes him seem like bisexual Nick Fury recruiting the gay avengers of sad hockey men.