#so private

please text. we'll text.

Meanwhile Shane's cottage:

The irony of this Sunday morning rabbit hole is the fact that it grew from pure serendipity, as I pondered who Michael Cera was married to, after noticing a wedding ring on his finger in an Instagram reel about his role as “Allan” in Barbie (2023), and found this article:

Michael Cera and his lovely wife Nadine have proven that it IS absolutely 97.6% possible to keep your private life private, if you truly did want to keep your private life private (and didn’t tell Amy Schumer.)

It was at the bottom of this article that I found this fascinating juxtaposition of headlines.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

Just as there’s a thin line between love and hate, there might be an equally thin line between girlfriend and stalker.

COMPARE & CONTRAST:

Loud & Proud

VS.

Whatever this is casual and “pRiVAtE”

The “insider” source’s solitary, continuously-retreaded statement still gets traction months after making its first appearance in the trash tabloid press, despite many opportunities for an update in the numerous new articles magically appearing every few weeks that no one asked for because no one really believes this specific fairy tale.

BONUS, ICYMI:

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I think Jen is fine. She just might not be engaged to the most sensitive guy in NYC. But whatever. His sparkling personality will make up for jokes about her weight.

In the meantime, however, Mr. Wonderful made up for it by having a great artist paint their portrait!

It’s so life like no? And I especially love how they called the paps to a private residence and then stood around outside holding up this work of art for the paps to get plenty of pictures.

I guess another one of Cooke’s pals gets to cash in from knowing Jen.

Nice!

http://www.justjared.com/2019/04/29/jennifer-lawrence-fiance-cooke-maroney-get-a-quirky-portrait-painted/