the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

I’m not ok… ouaougou,,,…,.,.,,,,,,,ahh..snf,,,…..,.,.,,,,

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Not to be the one to overly analyze fanfictions and cough cough omegaverse, but in all of my years of fanfiction reading, I came across only two that included omegas/fertile men having periods, and one of these wasn’t even a natural thing, a male character had a series of crazy nonconsensual surgeries done to him and got a whole uterus and the rest of the organs. Like, cmon guys. The omega’s heat is clearly the ovulation part of the cycle. Where is the menstruation? If we have to whump our blorbos we might as well give them period cramps.