miners and crafters of the jury...

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

my inflammatory opinion is that there's a lot of jokes on here that autistic people call ableist that aren't actually ableist, and the reason they didn't get the joke wasn't because op was socially excluding autistic people, but because they (the autistic people calling the joke ableist) are condescending assholes

like you know the "poking my inflated burning hot phone battery with a twig for fun" type of post. it's kind of like smooth sharking but different because it involves a scenario being presented that's super cartoonish beyond just someone pretending to believe something dumb. for example there's the one post where a woman pretended not to know what snow on the windshield of her car was, and then she posted a picture of her pretending to drive while being like xD the road is bumpy today. And There Were People Taking It Seriously. and the specific Tone of taking it seriously is never like. concern or fear or confusion. it's always leaping to insult the op for being such a Moron Who Deserves To Die. like i don't think you actually have the level of impaired functioning necessary to be incapable of stepping back and going "is the op so stupid that theyre literally committing vehicular manslaughter, or is it a joke?" i think the reason you're not stepping back to ask yourself that is because you're just assuming by default that everyone else is a stupid fucking idiot moron. your default mode is to assume that someone is the dumbest piece of shit alive and start condescending them or mocking them for it instead of considering a more generous alternative even briefly. also why are you acting like you care about ableism when your response to seeing someone whom you believe doesn't meet your standards for intelligence/doesn't get something--but clearly has no malice towards anyone--is to condescend them and make fun of them. ESPECIALLY when you're taking the joke seriously enough to assume that they're unknowingly putting themselves at risk?? like you're telling me you thought this person might be about to blow themselves up with a phone battery bomb from not understanding that it's dangerous and your response was to decide they Deserve It??? AND YOU THINK THEY'RE ABLEIST ?

like you know what i mean. im not talking about the people who don't get it and are taking up a normal tone about it i think it's bad when people respond to those people to carry on the bit instead of just explaining so they're not worried/confused. but what the Hell is going on with people who start wishing for people to die over their looney tunes tumblr post bit & then call it ableist when they realize it's a gag. bonus points if someone explains it nicely and they still get mad like they weren't just getting legitimately furious at someone for seemingly not understanding something simple. your problem is you love finding ways to decide other people are idiots so you can laugh about it and insult them

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, lesbianism isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

lmfao i am too old to be reading posts from people sincerely pissed off that their art keeps getting comparisons to one of the modern masters of illustration. oh poor baby. that must be so hard

its been long enough now i can say the artist who the person who spurred this post was freaking out over being compared to was yoshitaka amano. can you imagine lmfao

They are doing Laura Palmer shit to the Deltarune Christmas Deergirl

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

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