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all of the draco malfoy girlies evolved into aaron warner girlsÂ
itâs the cycle of loving the morally grey pretty boy with â¨traumaâ¨
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THIS IS PERFECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Family Shenanigans
(Andromeda in Labour)
Andromeda : God! This hurts so much!
Andromeda : You did this to me Ted!
Sirius : Yeah! You did this to my sister!
Ted : Andy, you're kidding me, right?
Ted : It takes TWO to make a baby as far as I remember.
Andromeda : Sirius, do me a favour and hit him.
Sirius : Got it.
Sirius : *proceeds to whack Ted on the back of his head*
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Season 1 : Dealing with 084's, powered individuals, pyschopaths and Hydra.
Season 4,5,6,7 : Dealing with androids, robots, chronicoms and aliens that are all hell bent on world domination.
⨠UPGRADES â¨
Me : Hey mom, if you think about it, one day kids will learn about 2020 and COVID the same way we learned about the plague.
Mom : You're right.
Me : I could be going around, telling little kids that I was one of the many survivors of the BIG BAD DISEASE OF 2020.
Mom : Yea! I'll do that with you!
Me : ...going around telling everyone that I was able to defeat that son of a b*tch!
Mom : YEA!
Me : Daughter?
Mom : No, son.
Me : Yeah. Son of a b*tch.
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Sometimes I wonder why Natasha always had red hair. Obviously itâs her natural hair colour, but even when sheâs on the run she doesnât change it. When someone goes looking for her, her most noticeable feature is her red hair. She has received her training from the Red Room, so its not like sheâs making a rookie mistake.
While going on missions, itâs quite unlikely that she dyes her hair. In âCaptain America: The Winter Soldierâ despite being on the run from S.H.I.E.L.D. she doesnât do anything to conceal her flaming red hair. Even after the events in âCaptain America: Civil Warâ she still doesnât change her hair colour for quite sometime, as we see in âBlack Widowâ.
So then I thought about it. Her hair is a bright, bold shade of red. Its almost like it is symbolic of something, like a season. Autumn. But then again, why would she do that? Itâs because she still has hope.
Because where autumn goes, winter follows.
My Family
(Me and my mom talking about periods)
Me: *noticing my dad was uncomfortable*
Me: Dad, am I making you uncomfortable?
Dad:
Me: Does the topic of periods make you uncomfortable?
Me: Does the fact that blood flows out of my vagina once a month make you uncomfortable?
Dad:
Me: Does the fact that periods make you uncomfortable make me uncomfortable?
Me: Yes. Very much.
Dad:
Me:
Also Me: *proud for accomplishing the ultimate awkward environment in my home*
If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
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Brooklyn 99
Boyle : Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruits.
Gina : That was deep.
Jake : Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Gina : Woah. That was deeper.
Terry : Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie you idiots.
âwait are you still dead ?â  âno iâm feeling much better.â
WTF !!! my girl yoU WERE DEAD !!Â
at least i believe you should be slightly more shocked...
but then again this is agents of shield
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