#brooklyn99

- Jake has contacts that he constantly forgets to put in. He thinks his glasses make him look less cool.

- Rosa has not gone to a doctor since 7th grade.

- Gina was told she needed glasses and decided that her vision was the true vision that she was meant to see. Things are not blurry, she’s just seeing their aura. Trust.

- Charles simply hasn’t noticed. He fully believes that this is 20/20 vision

- Amy has contacts but the idea of touching her eyes freaks her out so bad that she’s only able to get herself to do it like once a week

- Terry refuses to believe that his health isn’t absolutely perfect. He eats so so many carrots

- Hitchcock and scully have wildly bad distance vision that they haven’t noticed because they’re not paying attention to at anything more than 10 feet away

- Holt thinks that glasses are a crutch.

rosa lives her whole life PISSED OFF in jackets and long sleeves because her soulmate’s first sentence is a 3 paragraph ramble that takes up most of her arm

jake has pretty much blackout- it just looks like this ◼️◼️◼️◼️

first day at the academy, Jake’s just talking to some girl and then she starts cursing him OUT and he’s like “oh my god i thought my soulmate was DEAD I didnt know these things got censored”