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And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

guy moment # 94

that's... not how it works. you can't guarantee that your work definitely won't squick anyone. what do you think you're saying?

You do not know what squicks other people. "Squick" is not a category of elements, it is a description of a reaction.

Same goes for triggers, by the way. You can't guarantee something is trigger-free because literally anything can be a trigger because the human brain can be weird like that sometimes.

Here.

guys. c'mon.

oh my goddd

For me, mpreg is a squick. It makes me deeply uncomfortable, but it doesn't send me into a panic spiral, a deep depression, or make me angry like reading about eye trauma does.

Hand trauma is a trigger

Hope this helps, kids ignorant of and derisive towards fandom history.

Gente eu tô me mijando de rir com esse vídeo

😔😔😔

he is undercover or something like that

If anybody really likes any of these, I can try to do something more finished