more like 'buy a shocked infant'

this is still such a good post

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

HIS WHAT ???

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

He’s nervous

seriously can yall stop fucking debating this? all i said was ‘dont abuse children’ jesus fucking christ

Alternately, you can be the rumba. You can be the awkward little robot that no one understands, and everyone slowly becomes attached to you because you’re always there, and it’s Wrong when you’re not

and you can let people strap knives to you

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

These are some of the best secret mom stories I’ve ever read, omg.