AngelZup

got banned. spread my bunny spores

kneeling trying to worship this tgirl who achieved apotheosis but she keeps asking me if shes annoying even though her radiant golden eyes can pierce through to the very depths of my soul. id hug her but im afraid her halo would burn me if i touched it

a few weeks ago i was having psychotic mania after watching ‘the dirties’ so i walked to the store to get whatever product i thought would make me god and i was wearing booty shorts cuz it was hot out so like five guys in a row honked at me as they drove past but i was so out of my mind that i couldnt understand why and i was worried i was carrying a gun without realizing it so i called my friend and apologized in case i killed someone and she called me a whore (as a joke) and thats why i hate the patriarchy

can the angel sit on your lap while you pet its wings please

Breaking in your new girlfriend like you would a kitten, having all your friends come over and pick her up, touch her wherever they want, give her treats, so she gets used to it :)

I would love for Daddy to show me off this way

I would love to never see a straight person again

trans girl with totally normal self esteem: I appreciate you asking if I'm okay and giving me a band-aid after I tripped and scraped my knee, however I am almost certain that me falling was some calculated subconscious rouse to manipulate you into caring about me, therefore in order to protect from being further exposed to my secret evil nature I must insist we never speak again

angel who's constantly anxious and waiting for the day that her halo's glow will dim ever since she began succumbing to a succubus's lustful influence, only to watch with more dread than she thought possible as her halo begins to glow brighter as a result

last night i played games with my sub. i didn’t let her piss the entire time we were out at the bar. she drank a ton so she was pretty desperate and intoxicated by the time we got home. i made her undress and stand in our shower and i held up a cup for her to piss in and told her if she spilled a single drop she'd have to drink the entire glass. she overfilled and spilled so i stood there while she gulped down her own pee, and then i took the empty glass from her and peed into it myself and told her she had to drink that too. she couldn't do so it, it was too much, so i threw my piss all over her and made her lay down and roll around in it and jerk off while i stood over her. she started shivering because she was covered in our cold piss and i teased her and told her she didn’t really love me if she wasn't willing to drink my pee. it made her cry and i'm so soft on her i just got in the tub with her and started us a warm shower and slowly cleaned her off while she sobbed and i told her i loved her and i was joking and that i knew she loved me a whole lot. we then had very sweet sex when we were done with our shower and i let her sleep in my bed all night cuddled up to me

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History