Good Little Horsebird in Running

I enjoy how often I open this app and see my dear wretched bird-horse-dog-thing is just sort of having a time

maid engineered in a lab to sweep without a broom

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

wrote a thesis paper while jacking off call that a seminal work

people always describe the system experience as either the host makes all the decisions with input from their headmates, or the headmates vote and come to a collective decision, but what i experience is more closer to a dictatorship where whoever’s fronting at the moment does whatever the fuck they want until they leave and then it repeats with the next fronter and the one after that too.

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

give a character your issues it's literally free

There are people who have kinks involving glasses and there are people who have kinks involving compression stockings, so by the Rule of Three there must be someone out there who gets hard for RSI wrist braces to complete the "aroused by assistive devices popularly associated with nerds" trifecta.

notice how everyone is horny today

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

been really into ghostfire slice recently

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

Actually I think I do this sober too