Elle

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

What does this even mean

It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects

i hate this bc 2 years ago i worked there and our manager died and my gf called it a mcfuneral

MCFUNERAL GUERLINE IM SCREAMING

how do I unsubscribe from anxiety

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of writing this

God I wish Vincent van Gogh was alive to see this

That sentiment is so sweet and pure.

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

never forget january 2019 memes

It would be a loss

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 

you freed him like pandora’s box

computer illiteracy pride flag

I’m so brain dead wtf is this

I fucking hate all of you