Sleepy Bitch Disorder

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!