Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

Mine carrier pigeon doth wander

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! the thing. ❄️🌨️🗻🗻🚁🚁🔫🐕🐾🐾🏘️🧍🧍🐕‍🦺🐶🧍🧍🏘️🚁🤠🇳🇴💀🥀🧊🧊🚁🔪🛌🐕🏠🐕🐕🐕🛑🧠🫀🫁👁️🦴🦷🦠🔥🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🎒🌨️❄️✋🧎✋🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🔥🔥🚙🧍🧍🐕🪓🚁🪓📻📻🪓🩸🅰️🅾️🆎🅱️🛋️ 🩸🩸🕶️🔫🧑‍🔬🔥🔥💉❄️❄️👖❄️❄️🧨🧨🫀☠️💪💪👄🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥👤🕷️😧🔥🔥🪢🩸🧵🪡😎👍🌿😮🩸🩸🩸👁️🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🕶️⚰️☠️🔥🧊❄️🌨️🛸🧨🧨🧨💀🧍🍾🧍

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them