long live the car crash hearts

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas