uh oh

fuck you. iambics your pentameter

sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

*me as a dj* who’s in the club lookin to get corrrrrrrrrupted by my dark sigil !

it's because you're always on that damn JSTOR

gender trouble will have you saying shit like I have got to get some more masculine earrings

you can trust me with the blowtorch ive changed i wont cause another creme brulee incident i promise

I’m at a point in my life

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There is a voice in your head that wants you to prove that you're actually the smartest person in the room. That voice is the devil, and it will make you chronically unfuckable.

new uterine lining just dropped

i like mad scientists bc i think we should all get to indulge in being gay, evil, and insufferably smart

no more of that “im gay and stupid” nonsense im gay and smart and im building a man that will be my downfall

hey um. idk how to say this but. i played ur boyfriend’s motif with a little too many minor chords and now he’s becoming evil. sorry