It's really more of a Frankenstein situation

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

Burger queen divorced him

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