Lovely Day For It

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

Temperance Johnny avoiding physical conflicts because he wants so badly to protect V's body, to honor the gift given to him. Being dragged into a bar brawl he didn't start and losing his shit and nearly beating someone to death because the guy split open V's face with a broken bottle. Quietly apologizing to someone who isn't there while he tenderly cares for the ugly wound in the bathroom mirror. Being crushed by the realization it's probably going to scar. Falling apart because he knows he's now stuck with a version of V's face that V never lived in.

Yeah I’m back

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

having a cigarette will not harm me because I am pure of heart

Ngl my favorite thing to call a vampire in VtM is 'lick'. The anarchs cooked with that one.

sure she’s evil but look at those tits