Vamps or nothin

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

oh my god, your canines are so pointy, they almost look like fangs (flirting)

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

i want you (pathetic) (threat) (derogatory)

My problem is that I like to draw pictures

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged