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lunamonchtuna

— Chen Chen, from When I Grow Up I Want to Be a List of Further Possibilities; “Elegy” (via lunamonchtuna)

wordfather

me, managing to write one (1) coherent sentence:

angelofdumpsterfires

it’s almost that time of the year :)

exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

doughfox

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

musicprincess655

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

bismuthcladbattleship

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

mutttooth

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beachgothgay

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

emperor-ing-deactivated20191108

im-a-fully-realized-creation

pancakeke

finally a good update

staff

This is 100% new and 100% Tumblr with 0% ads.

If you love ads, then this post is not for you. If you love Tumblr but hate ads and want the one to continue without having to endure the other, then this post is literally for you. Hello, you.

As of today, you can set up ad-free browsing on your personal desktop computer, from anywhere in the world, and then enjoy the same effervescent Tumblr you know and love (yes, including mobile) without the interruption of ads. Scroll away.

Some caveats:

It’s $4.99 for a month of pure, unadulterated nonsense.

If you like a discount, you can get 33% off (that’s four months for free) at $39.99 for a whole year. Imagine.

This is opt-in. You don’t have to do this. We won’t make you.

How do you opt in?

Easy! Just go to your Account Settings on desktop and hit "Go Ad-Free." From there, you can choose to pay monthly or yearly:

And that’s it! You’ll be able to enjoy your favorite blogs and posts without any pesky ads getting in the way.

That’s all for now, Tumblr. Back to your blorbos.

world-heritage-posts

ohhh my fucking god

naeonnoir

@staff Does it bring back the nsfw content? No? Then please... fuck off.

anxietyproblem

apolloendymion

who added a hard hat to the pfp

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

OSHA compliant

ruffboi-mags

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

movebackintime

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

radiojamming

xerohourcheese

One of the weirder things to be created during the decade that was 2020!

ruffboi-mags

I think you mean one of the BEST things to be created during the decade that was 2020!

beggars-opera

I love how the only person playing their original part is Fred Savage

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

WHY IS THIS NOT MORE POPULAR?!?!?! WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS?!?!?!

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absinthe--cocktail

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

nehirose

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

darthsuki

Wife, playing Legends Arceus: hey honey I'm fighting a new pokemon and i need some help

Me, focusing on something else: uh huh, what do you need?

Wife: *shows me the pokemon she's fighting* what's this bitch allergic to?

Me: d... do you mean its type weakness?

Wife: just answer the damn question

yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20

ok lets talk serious for a second. if tumblr revival becomes a trend WE CANNOT combat it by reverting to 2012 cringe - thatl make us a novelty and people will start joining specifically to join in and observe the 2022 'bieber fever' revival. What i am proposing is that we become violently and unrelentingly hostile to the new twitter migrants. Just completely, almost absurdly unpleasant and condescending. Make a reputation for being unbroachable hermits instead of unusual novelties. Become fucking angry. RISE

icantwritegood

mysharona1987

bookshelfdreams

Edit: Here's the source.

doctorfoxtor

This comment on the post sums up my feelings well:

cranquis

Perhaps someday, there will be a retroactive sorrow for how doctors and healthcare workers were intentionally driven to quit their jobs during the pandemic by ignorant fools and intentional maniacs.

Perhaps.

seventhstar

there are three kinds of fanfic:

i can fix it

i can make it worse

horny

liquid-geodes

@lonleyinmyspacevoid

#and the best fics do all three at once

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hellygf

not profitable since 2006…

forever-memes

2022 intensifies

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

IT’S LITERALLY JANUARY 2ND IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER WHAT THE FUCK

pixelmuppet

2016 was also the year of the Monkey

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