say goodbye to exodia

"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.

why is people reblogging this so much like seven years later. i made this while giving away shiny oshawott on the gts cuz i was high and bored and now people is like “woa” ???

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

I have shattered myself and become a new person now but all you see is the old glass shards still on the surface

Guys I got blorbo’d again and I don’t know who this person is either

All y’all are soooo proud of yourselves for recognizing the onceler. Well I would not be proud of that

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

im so glad someone tallied this

iconic