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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

- Sun Wukong

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?