*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

jigsaw got me hooked up to some buuullshiiitttt

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

i said it first