She Looks Kinda Dead, But She's Nice

Kermit the frog just lets Miss Piggy fuck whoever she wants but he has to sit on the cuck stool, sadly jerking his felt green felt cock at a rate of about point three jerks per minute, and if that isn't true magical girl power that I don't know what is. Blessed are the divas for they will inherit the mirth. 🍆🤏

I know everybody out there is always saying don't kill yourself but I think everybody else should also not weigh themselves either. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever weigh yourself.

"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw

one good thing abt being annoying abt your interests is that sometimes other people will want to get into it too AND they'll talk to you about it <3

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

S-stop making these! I cant handle this. His arched back. The view of his Muppet Hole, all coy from the side, like he's trying to hide it. What a tease. God, the gloves, the heals.... his Muppet Ass... you're SICK! You're a SICKO! Kermit is a wholesome family man. He would NEVER wear gloves and be inside my brain with his hole just out in the open, for anyone to see... oh... oh my...

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples