legate of false trances

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

started estradiol patches 2day the adhesive is lowkey burning me but it's better than a visit from the stress fracture fairy

Good Evening Everyone I Am So Incredibly Bloated

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

sincerely though

This equally applies to action scenes, violent scenes, scenes with crying and shouted arguments, etc. Like sex scenes, all of these are often overused because they have a heightened visceral effect whether or not the movie needs them. The best movies are the ones where every scene is there for a reason.

Speak for yourself. I think every scene in every movie should have a big loud explosion, somebody bouncing and moaning on it, at least one dismemberment but ideally several, a drizzle of butter on mashed potato, crying and screaming, and burping and farting and taking a big giant shit. Otherwise I got bored and going on my phone frfr

okay does the next generation need me to introduce them to Dead Man’s Bones yet

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be