im a franziska and phoenix friends truther im sorry. theyre just two haters trying to get thru life. theyre hater girl soulmates. they love to trash talk and send each other disgusted glances while an idiot is talking and gravitate towards one another at a crowded event filled with acquaintances neither of them particularly like and converse about their current cases and gossip about ppl in their own lives. they don't hang out but they do text occasionally A LOT like 100's of texts in the span of a few hrs but then not talk to each other for months at a time and then send a concerning text that the other just moves past to bitch about something annoying (this is how they check in trust 🤞). they're extremely awkward in person because neither of them like the fact that they're actually pretty compatible until you get a few drinks in them and then theyre hanging off of each other, loudly debating ethics of law and also that guys boots that are ugly af. my catty girls.

phoenix not really being a kid person kills me cause he's constantly surrounded by children/young adults/mentees. he's the dad who said they didn't want the family dog and yet they're the ones most attached to it by the end