Jack of many trades

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

a children’s hospital

Okay but this is just as interesting looking at the photos backwards it's like watching a meatloaf slowly crawl away

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

Y E S

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

writing can’t be that hard. all it is is just putting words in front of each other, right?

update: the wrong words are in front of each other. This is the worst thing ever to happen.

theater needs to be more visceral. if I wanted to be unscathed and clean by the time I left the theater I would watch a damn movie. I'm attending a play I want actors jumping into the audience. I want a three row splash zone from the stage where you're guaranteed to be hit by flying blood. I want some bastard to jump off the stage and grab me by the shoulders and SCREAM like what is this a fucking cinemark. I'm watching a play TOUCH ME release live rats in the theater. And then lock the doors

i want a chips and salsa

^^ and some chips and a salsa as well

beekeeping sucks i keep punching my bees by accident and then having to jump into the fucking ocean to get away from them like WHY

this is in fact about minecraft

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

This is galaxy-brain level understanding of story structure.