the devil in a black dress

this and a blunt [remembering i don't smoke]force trauma

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

They'll sap your body of its strength, those blankets... And as soon as you succumb and fall to the bed, those pillows will tear what little consciousness you have to shreds.

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

having completely opposing headcanons at the same time is important for the diversity of the fandom ecosystem. yes I believe this would happen. but I also don’t. hope this helps

I actually do think it's wrong to get a pet that you can't take care of properly and that includes enrichment, not just basic necessities. don't keep a border collie in your 700 square foot apartment. don't keep a husky in arizona. it genuinely feels cruel.

if I had been selectively bred for thousands of years to be running hella fast outdoors constantly doing a job herding sheep and some fuckass person put me in an apartment and walked me twice a day I'd kill them

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else