not a boy not a girl not a bunny

Is there a reason they are all about water or apples

complete accident.

Are you sure you aren’t a horse

trots away from you....

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

Huge uptick in how often I've been hearing the phrase "K-shaped economy".

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

SOUND ON. This is definitely Key Horse, btw. Weenies to a man.

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.