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an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lupâs best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of âkravitz is the gay best friend i never hadâ and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? iâm your gay best friend. youâve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and sheâs like no youâre not. youâre my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taakoâs like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but thatâs not my point
Taako is a chef wizard in a d&d campaign where the main antagonist is THE HUNGER and the podcast gets so intense by the time that's revealed that it took me three relistens to realize that's hilarious
Relistening to Stolen Century and am still so in love and obsessed with how immediately Justin is enamored with Lup. He finds out Taako has a sister and he's so intensely in love with the idea of her. Griffin drops her first line of "Nerd Alert!" and Taako is on the floor laughing- Justin sees the vision and he knows the vision and he's IN IT. HE LOVES HER. TAAKO LOVES HER. AUGH.
Griffin knew exactly how to play it, and Justin was on board before Griffin could even say jump. Its just insanely beautiful the way Justin latches onto it, because Yeah. Because Yeah, if Taako had a sister he'd be obsessed with her. They'd be obsessed with each other. A perfect duo that doesn't always agree but who bring the same energy to the table. Lup is the perfect accent to Taako. They balance each other. They're the Twins. And he loves her so so so much.
And Justin loves her so so so much
And I love them so so so much
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Reminder and fun fact:
Today is the 4 year anniversary of the first ever taz episode
Happy 5!
Happy 10 years!
taakitz is actually extremely funny in the context that both taako and kravitz seemingly gravitated towards each other because they were longing for an anchor, something stable and simple as a break from their chaotic and incredibly high stakes jobs that had taken over their lives, and for this they both chose the weirdest most insane goddamn person theyd ever met. and it worked
the difference i think is that kravitz knows taako is an insane weirdo and is both concerned and intrigued by whatever hes got going on. whereas taako is taako and also grew up with lup so he thinks kravitz is pretty much normal. hes just got a weird job. dont we all.
ALWAYS rotating TAZ: Balance around in my brain like microwave but ESPECIALLY with the announcement of The Suffering Game graphic novel
The dope thing they can do (and are doing) with the graphic novel series is sprinkle in moments of foreshadowing and hints to the reader about what REALLY might be going on here, which is so cool and Iâm a huge fan of it, especially when youâre telling a story in this form.
But what is REALLY FUCKING TASTY about Balance as a story is that none of the motherfuckers telling it had any clue what they were doing when they started
Gerblins is dick jokes and not knowing how dice work and making fun of each other for voices. LICHRALLY the scene where Taako grabs the Umbrastaff is immediately proceeded by Clint trying different voices for Merle while Justin begs him to stop, as Taako. Merle gets launched across the room cuz he failed his save, and now Taako has an umbrella. The scene moves on.
Griffin brought them up to the BOB, introduced them to the Director, and gave them memories of a war fought over nameless, lost, powerful but mysterious artifacts. The memory that Taako takes from it is the idea of soured cream (ya know, for his taco quest).
And then theyâre off, on different adventures, making friends, saving lives, making more dick jokes, and Griffin is in the background, slowly building in the meta-plot, as all DMs do.
But this meta-plot was HUGE. It was ALL-CONSUMING. It completely changes everything we know about this world and these characters. It takes the moments of dick jokes, and arguments about character voices, and flirting with death, and adds a layer of tragedy and complexity that just wasnât present the first time they told that story.
AND THATâS WHY THIS STORY KICKS ASS. The vibe of the story changed as Tres Horny Boys grew closer and closer to remembering the lives they had lost, as Griffin upped the stakes, as people started dying. They still donât know shit for most of The Suffering Game, but you absolutely could not have predicted the tone of that arc after just listening to Gerblins. It sounds like a completely different story. And so when the other shoe drops, when shit breaks bad, when itâs the end of the world⌠again, and they have to reclaim their Stolen CenturyâŚ
It makes sense. The tone has shifted enough to accommodate that kind of change. The characters have grown (back) into themselves enough to make this work.
Because TAZ: Balance is a tragedy. But the tragedy happened before the podcast even started, and had been erased. So of course it started off with goofs and dildo jokes. Of course the three of them started being standoff-ish with each other and making light of every situation that should have had a lot more weight. They didnât know what they had lost, and we, the audience, didnât either. So it was easy to laugh and joke⌠until slowly, it wasnât so much anymore.
Plenty of people have praised Griffinâs storytelling abilities, but I think the thing that was most impressive to me was how he took the disparate threads laid out behind the Boys on their adventures, and followed them backwards, into the story they had lost, and forwards, into the ending they earned. I fucking love that he settled on Istus as the deity to interact with them, because I donât think thereâs a better representation of the story Griffin was weaving behind the scenes of the arcs.
Story and Song wasnât really an arc driven by dice rolls and role playing - but it wasnât railroading either. Griffin took every story they had told, every happy ending they had fought for, and twined them around and through each other. The world was saved not because of a lucky nat 20 roll, but because every person they had helped through the story came out in force to fight beside them to save their world.
And so in the end, the Stolen Century was a tragedy. But The Adventure Zone: Balance was a story of hope, of family, of the power that just a few loveable doofuses can have when they move through the world, making friends and saving lives. So when the world was ending and they needed help, there were dozens of people waiting to hear the Story and the Song that would give them the push they needed to fight, and the hope they needed to win.
Something about the inherent anger in optimism.
[Id: A fully rendered digital drawing of Merle Highchurch from The Adventure Zone.
He is a fat, Black dwarf man with long, wavy gray hair and a full beard. He has a nicked ear and a small scar on his shoulder as well as otter-like whiskers and a protruding fang.
He is sitting in an office chair, his elbows resting on a table. He is glaring at an off-screen character (John), pointing down at the table as if to emphasize a point. A text queue underneath him says: â- You can apologize to me and tell me you were wrongâ. End description.]
faerun dates change to be counted in âyears after story & songâ or Years A.S.S.

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lesbians?
in my garden?
itâs more likely than you think
[image description: a drawing of Sloane and Hurley in their dryad forms. They both have brown wood-grained skin and pink cherry blossom petals for hair. sloane is holding Hurley, whoâs much smaller, in her arms and sheâs smiling at Hurley. Sloaneâs hair is extremely long and Hurleyâs is very short. Hurley is touching Sloaneâs face and sticking her tongue out with closed eyes and a smile.]
[holds them gently] i offer.. blupjeans....
[Image description: digital art of Barry and Lup from The Adventure Zone, seen from the shoulders up. Barry's a human with a broad build, light skin, and short brown hair, wearing glasses and a denim jacket. He's facing Lup, blushing with his eyes closed, and laughing a little. His thought bubble holds a chibi figure of Lup with her hands ablaze, and the text: "My wife is so cool!"
Lup is a shorter and slimmer elven woman, with light brown skin and curly, shoulder-length brown hair. She wears a sleeveless black dress and gold hoop earrings, gazing at Barry and blushing. Her thought bubble holds an image of her kissing him on the cheek, giving him a flustered expression. End description.]
finally drawing what was the most iconic moment in balance for me
Lucretia had definitely had taakoâs elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like theyâre one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 yearsÂ
BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like âhmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like iâve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks iâve had them before heâll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just⌠act⌠naturalâÂ
& long story short thatâs why âhot diggity shit that is a baller cookieâ
Lucretia, mentally: nailed it
Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!
Lucretia: âŚ
Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessaryÂ
*later*
Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taakoâs cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay
*still later*
Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako⌠this looks⌠good⌠could you make it??
Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free
Magnus: why donât you just make it yourself thereâs instructions right there
Lucretia: um
Taako: the directorâs a terrible cook
Lucretia, panicking: how do you⌠know that..
Taako: i can smell it on you
The Adventure Zone is so funny with regard to the boysâ interactions with Clint because sometimes theyâre like âwhat do you think Daddy?â or âwhoa Daddy that was so cool!â and other times itâs âIâve told you this so many times old man you have a microphone, if you yell again Iâm evicting youâ

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your taz balance are is SO good, i love your designs for taako/lup/barry!!! if you feel like it, could we see your kravitz?
this the most convenient ask EVER because i jst did this silly warmup. kravitz as thanatos (hades) cuz the connections were built.. and theyre my two boyfriends
enjoy ( i hope)
ID: Several sketches of Kravitz, seen from the waist up, dressed as Thanatos from the Hades video game. He is a muscular man with shoulder-length dreadlocks, half pinned up in a ponytail. His tunic is pinned to one shoulder and reveals half his chest and a nipple, and he has a collar or choker on his neck. First: He's wearing a hood and shoulder pauldron, which curls up to the left. His eyes are black. He glances right, brows knit. Second: He has no hood, and looks down curiously. Behind him, Taako watches him, arms crossed, flushing slightly. There's a heart by his head. End ID.
ID: Digital art comic featuring Merle, Magnus, and Taako from the Adventure Zone. Merle is an older dwarf man with brown skin, grey hair, and a beard. He is wearing a jack-o-lantern shirt and has vines growing around his face. He is holding his X-treme Teen Bible as he says, "Hallowed be thy ween." Magnus, a human man dressed as Frankenstein's monster, exclaims, "You're gonna hollow out my what?" Taako, an elven wizard dressed as a skeleton with cobweb accents, replies from behind, "Your Ween!" End ID