The Stabblerrrrr

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

Tim Drake won tbh imagine being someone’s biggest fan ever since you were just a little kid and now he’s your brother and he loves you.

Not even the One Direction girlies could get close to this