Zesty Aardvarks

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

Surprised this made it through the purge

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

thought I was going to a concert to see the cure ? but it was actually placebo??? fml

I fully expected someone new to show up at the very end, going in

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing