Supernova

fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter

People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance

How do you think Aerith felt spending all day getting a guy to high five her only for him to turn around and pay some lady with a hand fetish three grand to jack off his bare thumb?

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

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“Because in this house there’s only one star”

This is a fucking hilarious concept.

i know none of you can agree on anything but you must agree with me here, because i demand it. i want damian wayne to be the classic horse girl who unironically watches horse girl movies and reads the black stallion 17 times. i do not simply ask, you understand, i demand

YOU. YOU'RE HIRED.