cw. minor novel spoilers. in which baek saehon plays a game of smash or pass with [name]. a gsgw suggestive fanfic that no one asked for.
baek saehon's remaining eye screams that he'd rather be anywhere but in front of you. he'd rather take on another d grade darkness—even a c grade at this point—rather than play another round of your convoluted game.
be it kim soleum or the same breed of psycho before him, baek saehon can never truly be free. it may be a stretch but he's starting to believe that he is the least insane employee in the unethical capitalist machine called daydream inc.
"section chief lee jaehon. smash or pass?"
he definitely has to be the only normal person here.
is that even a question? a comprehensible response is difficult with that man, let alone a whole conversation. why is he even considering this seriously anyway?
"that psycho kim soleum. smash or pa—"
he did not even get to finish. you did not even hesitate.
he would've ask why would you smash that psycho out of everyone but after seeing the look in your eyes, baek saehon's left eye warned him of the possibility of a landmine.
"pass." he doesn't even want to hear it. he values his life dearly.
his turn to ask. same question. "director ho—"
crazy. insane. "what if that man hears you?"
"guess i'll know what does the fox say."
fuck his life. not for the last time, baek saehon wondered why he's even doing this.
"this game is stupid. why am i even humoring you..." baek saehon started, ready to quit by now. another round and he would go crazy.
"but kim soleum-ssi made you choose, right? either i entertain you," you started before a smile that resembles a certain crazy bastard formed on your lips. "or mr. braun will."
at the reminder of the pink bunny key ring that kim soleum always carry, the hair on baek saehon's nape prickled. right. this is surveillance requested by that psycho.
he'd rather play a stupid smash or pass game rather than stay with that doll that is definitely cursed.
"okay, my turn to ask again." you resumed and grinned. "that agent from jisan village. smash or pass?"
"kidding, the other one actually."
baek saehon pondered the question, reminded of that wimpy excuse of a bureau agent from his cursed hometown. someone who embodies what it means to be a civil servant. a kind person.
he realized that he took a moment too long to reply. "still pass."
"shut it. your turn to answer." baek saehon snapped, a petty streak rising within him. "it's been six rounds and you've never said 'pass.' not even once."
you merely shrugged, casual and a bit too shameless. "can't help it. everyone's hot in this company."
"crazy." baek saehon muttered, he already ran out of names of daydream employees he's acquainted with. at this point he'll start mentioning darkness—
baek saehon paused and straightened his posture.
"are you crazy? you'll fuck a doll?"
"a doll? mr. braun is a refined gentleman and a true entertainer." you retorted much to baek saehon's disgust. from baek saehon's point of view, braun is nothing more than kim soleum's imaginary friend. that or that psycho can actually talk to a cursed doll.
"crazy. i'm done with this game. next thing you'll say you'll also do that security ch—"
[my, my! an entertainer can never let down a fan, especially one as passionate as our dear [name]. it may be unethical but perhaps i can arrange a rendezvous in my dressing room.]
please don't, kim soleum plead in his head once he heard the usual bright tone of his good friend. it sounds like a recipe for catastrophe. he definitely has to make it difficult for that to happen.
[why, friend! no one likes a jealous timmy!]
'it's not like that,' soleum started before he just gave up and sighed. he still has to cool down his cheeks.
tucking braun more securely in his front pocket, soleum glanced at the duo of baek saehon and [name]. he arrived a while ago, just in time to hear his name be mentioned as well as the response that followed after. after that, he decided to make his presence temporarily unknown. as a result, the darkness residing in his pink bunny key ring heard something particularly interesting.
[a darkness and a human! truly a novel concept suitable for a late night drama. perhaps—]
as kim soleum listen to the rambling of an amused braun, a certain concept popped in his mind. back in his original world, he definitely saw certain things on the internet with connection to the darkness exploration records. perhaps it is to no one's surprise but the wiki gets a lot of fanfiction.
with some definitely far from innocent.
soleum sighed once more and finally decided to join the table when other darknesses started to be named in the game of smash or pass.
kim soleum may not say it out loud but he's definitely looking at [name] with new eyes. who would've thought that there would be a monster fucker in a world of ghost stories?